T & S
I can’t decide what’s worse: logging into facebook to find that the entire newsfeed is flooded with pictures of babies that I don’t give a shit about, or logging into facebook to find the newsfeed is flooded with photos of my former high school classmates clad only in bikinis and hair extensions desperately clinging to their youth. The babies are evil because they are just mocking me for not even being able to lock down a decent dude, let alone procreate with him. But the bikini bitches make me think that even if you are still sporting a rockin’ bod after 30, being terminally single is still an option. I don’t even have a rockin’ bod, so where does that leave me???